Jason Schwartzman & Goat

Ever since the Athena man cradled a tiny baby in his unthreateningly muscled arms, becoming the default poster in the bedroom of every teenage girl in Britain, it has been acknowledged that the aah factor is a potent force in the creation of an icon. It doesn't matter how handsome, intelligent, charismatic or divinely coiffed a man may be, add a child or animal into the shot and the reaction will transform from ‘so-wha...