Jacques-Louis David, The Death of Marat, 1793ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.comIf paintings wielded iPhones, what would their text messages sound like? This Happy Monday, we find out, courtesy of brilliantly witty Tumblr If Paintings Could Text. The blog collates a diverse selection of paintings from across the centuries and inserts silly and whimsical captions in an iPhone bubble, elaborating on the thoughts and conversations of their protagonists. From a Caravaggio boy, holding a wine...