I Tried To Drown My Sorrows...

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There is nothing more satisfying than nailing a killer one liner. It happens all the time on film – Bogart drawls them with a cigarette hanging out of the corner of his mouth, the Bonds shrug them out while walking away from a newly dead body in the bath, Woody Allen babbles his witticisms with anxiety fuelled fluency, Mae West makes them purr. But it's harder in real life, without a scriptwriter to hand or a director yelling, "cut, reset" if it doesn't quite work. It's therefore safer to…