A to Zebra

There's never an instance where I would advocate the killing of an animal, especially the killing of an animal for decorative or fashionable reasons. Wild animals are beautiful and majestic creatures and belong alive and in the wild. But don't get me wrong, I'm talking wild animals; you could never convince me that my cat isn't perfectly happy to live out his days basking on the windowsill of my flat, and similarly you can pry my dog's lead from my cold dead hands. I suppose in both of those…